Welcome by the smart home pit to vomit together!

Now technology is getting more and more developed, and everything is smart! Smart home is no exception. Everyone wants to make their home technology, and everything is under their control. But are you controlling smart homes, or are you being played by smart homes?

The following are the voices of the people who have been pitted by smart homes!

1. @eshen: At 23 o'clock in the night, Lao Wang was on a business trip and stayed at the hotel. Suddenly, the mobile smart home prompts “a new iPhone device to access the wireless route of the home”. After half an hour, it shows “You are weighing 75kg today, lose weight and refueling” . Lao Wang’s family is only one wife, the old lady’s wife is only 45kg, and the old king has not slept. Woke up the next morning and showed "The two iPhone devices in your bedroom smart socket have been charged."

2. Future smart home! "Siri, let my wireless router fly over, the signal goes there!" Siri: "Good master! Router! Router! Reversed you! Hip-hop! The days are too late! Come over!" And near, a Siri screams at the reluctant router antenna..

3. Fortunately, now the corridor is full of voice and light control lights, in case one day to make a light control, I may have to go from head to tail in the dark aisle.

4. For any home appliance that supports infrared remote control with a smart remote control , it becomes a smart home appliance ;

You open the air, the air conditioner says "you are not hot", it will not open to you, this is the smart appliance;

You said to open the air, air conditioning said, your deposit is not much, I suggest you open a fan;

You have to open the air, the air conditioner said, your wife said, to save electricity, can not open ~;

You have to turn on the air conditioner, and the air conditioner has dropped out a swimming ticket. "I am not happy, you can go swimming." This is called smart home;

You have to go to bed later, the bed says, you are still on a hairy bed and go to sleep on the sofa;

After you go to bed, the bed is faint, you are fat;

You have to open the wine cabinet to get the wine, the wine cabinet says, your blood pressure is high, you are not allowed to drink;

Finally, let's go home, you go home, say open the door, the door says, suggest that you don't go in, your wife, elementary school, male classmates come...

5. It is said that smart home is like this:

6. When a buddy just took out his mobile phone on the subway, he swears a swearing word. Others think that his mobile phone has no power. Look at the things in his hand, but it is an air conditioner remote control. But this joke will soon cease to exist, why? Intel Research's "Yushu Linfeng" team is studying the use of smart phones to control home lighting, sound, curtains, air conditioning and more. I believe this app is also good for scaring thieves.
7. White rice as frost "Home Appliances Life": The team leader of the electrical appliance is a large washing machine. It is responsible for allocating work, developing incentive systems and arranging rotations. If I find that the juicer is gone, I will never look for it, and I will not buy one more. I just need to put the fruit in the washing machine. As a leader, since it puts people off, I have to bear the work of juicing myself. #其榨了就喝了了啊笨蛋主人#

8. @大咕咕咕鸡: The pancake stall O2O downstairs! Only accept WeChat online communication, refuse to speak at the scene, wrap the stall with a paper box! Just reveal a small hole. Buying pancakes is set on WeChat, and various requirements are made. After sweeping a QR code, you can take the pancakes. The current business bursts. Urban management does not dare to control, thinking that it is a high-tech industry pilot.

9. The Internet of Things is used in smart homes. To close the window, just poke the X icon in the upper right corner of the window:

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Who can think of brushing a tooth and also have an APP, and then connect Bluetooth to start brushing. What is the significance of this, I am not enough to brush my teeth in front of the mirror, brushing my teeth against the phone, the picture is too beautiful. Not only that, this thing also detects the time and progress of brushing, and it is too much to brush too hard, too light. The way to brush your teeth with uniform time, schedule, and strength is only possible with robots. What's more blunt is that you have to publish a friend list by brushing your teeth. Can you brush your teeth quietly?

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Ying: I was taken by the local tyrant to visit a house that has been decorated for millions of dollars. I asked him not to make some smart homes. Local tyrants said that his home is very smart. Just click on the mobile phone and the home is dragged clean. The bath water is also put away, and even the food is ready. I asked what I realized. The local tyrant said: There are two servants at home.

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Netizen Mimi: Every day I lay in bed and watched the fucking robot sweeping in. I silently removed my slippers, then I heard it stuck in the carpet, stuck the shoelaces, stuck The sound of the chassis, issued a pleading pleading, and then hold it up and hold the tatami, balcony, bathroom. I think this child is called a mentally retarded home.

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Netizen Helio Wei: Many people go out to turn off the electric gates, such as my mother... I turn off the electric brakes, and I have to stop the smart.

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